This Way To Wonderland

Are you lost? It's okay, you can just follow me.
queefito:

thanks mom

queefito:

thanks mom

(via pizza)

I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.

(Source: dangnikki, via punk-hymns)

  • when you start liking someone: ah fuck

(Source: realhiph0pshit, via memewhore)

deerpong:

I’m not even kidding the fact that it’s miley’s dad’s birthday today makes everything she did tonight 200% funnier

(via meladoodle)

lordoftheinternet:

bluth-banana:

do you ever lie in bed at night and wonder what it would be like if medieval peasants could snapchat

i do now

(Source: pepesilvvia)

fuckyeahmedicalstuff:

loversneedlawyers:

A man with OCD recites a poem about his one true love. It’s heartbreaking.

To everyone who ever said “I have OCD” just because they’re organized, tidy, super clean, meticulous…this is what OCD looks like. 

How about we stop using that term so lightly. 

(via pizza)

ruinedchildhood:

HERE’S MR.KRABS IN THE MIDDLE OF MORPHING INTO A KRABBY PATTY

ruinedchildhood:

HERE’S MR.KRABS IN THE MIDDLE OF MORPHING INTO A KRABBY PATTY

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via heartless)

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

*13 year old white girl voice* she rATCHEEETTTT

image

(Source: snorlaxatives, via heartless)

melleverdeen:

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

these

are

the

best

movies

ever

(via punk-hymns)

quentintortellini:

excuse me, sir? I got a papercut, will you kiss it better? lower. lower. still lower. lower. below the dirt. below the dust. hell. in hell.

(via virginitity)

  • Americans: YOU CAN'T SAY SWEAR WORDS ON TELEVISION OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
  • meanwhile in Norway: welcome to the fucking news
  • meanwhile in the UK: dick dick balls sex gay tea GAAAAYY I'm taking off my pants on live tv this is family tv!!!

frlcker:

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

(Source: studip, via kanyewesticle)