I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.
- when you start liking someone: ah fuck
I’m not even kidding the fact that it’s miley’s dad’s birthday today makes everything she did tonight 200% funnier
do you ever lie in bed at night and wonder what it would be like if medieval peasants could snapchat
i do now
*13 year old white girl voice* she rATCHEEETTTT
Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously
excuse me, sir? I got a papercut, will you kiss it better? lower. lower. still lower. lower. below the dirt. below the dust. hell. in hell.
- Americans: YOU CAN'T SAY SWEAR WORDS ON TELEVISION OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
- meanwhile in Norway: welcome to the fucking news
- meanwhile in the UK: dick dick balls sex gay tea GAAAAYY I'm taking off my pants on live tv this is family tv!!!